In case you’re still in the ICU from ticket prices to the Madison Square Garden event in January, here’s the latest from Ticketmonster [my designation], with my editorial notes:
Exclusive Discount Offer
For the seventh straight year, the PBR is bringing the pain, [because of course we all go to these events to see our favorite cowboys get hurt] as the toughest cowboys and baddest bulls on the planet rock Madison Square Garden in January! Its [Get a proofreader: the correct word is “it’s,” as in, “it is”] the season opener of the elite Built Ford Tough Series, as the Top 35 bull riders in the world risk it all for three unforgettable nights. Dont [you mean, “don’t,” as in, “do not”] even think about calling it a rodeo [missing punctuation here, and get ready for the hollerin’ hillbilly voice:] this is BULL RIDING! This is the PBR!
THREE SNOT-SPEWING, BONE-CRUSHING, ADRENALINE-SOAKED PERFORMANCES! [Because of course we buy tickets to see snot and bone-crushing, not rides]
Save $10 on tickets originally priced $40 – $205! Use the code: ‘TMPBR’ when checking out to take advantage of this offer. Enter code: TMPBR into Special Offers Box.
Buy your tickets now before this offer ends January 6.
[HERE’S THE FINE PRINT, DEAR READERS]:
Offer valid on tickets regularly priced $40 – $205. All ticket prices include a $5 facility fee. Ticketmaster purchases are subject to a Ticketmaster service charge [but they won’t tell you what it is until the very last minute when you’re ready to order, and generally it adds a total of $20 per ticket. That’s how $50 tickets end up costing $68-$72]. This offer is not valid on previously purchased tickets and is subject to availability [as in, you’ll end up choosing between the rafter seats and the seats that cost almost as much as chute side seats but are farther away and up higher].